Hayo! Are the seniors still kickin'?
Doubtful.
Oh just kidding, just kidding. I joke.
While I'm sure that most spring semester seniors make a pretty sweet deal of their last few months of college, we have grown to be an ambitious group, and it wouldn't be a Gettysburg semester unless we all loaded our plates full of fun commitments! Manzorz is off skipping stones in Venice Beach, apparently Lee has taken up with a man named Mendoza, Linds is still stirring her PhD pad thai, Jess is howling at the moon, Erin is off being herself, Torrey is lingering around Chantelle's Romeo and Juliette, Kelsey and JWismer were last spotted making milkshakes and children happy, Spercy's holding Manzorz to the ground, Muds is walking 500 miles, and I'm sitting under the apple tree. We've been busy.
But the "vlogging" hasn't stopped! I've been snagging some footage of all the good times, and here's some things you can expect:
- Random spring break and indie fest moments
- The theater crowd was attacked by ZOMBIES?!?!
- The Apple Tree backstage vlog!
- SMuT went to Lancaster to see The Spitfire Grill!
So we have some videos that will come together, all fancy edited and all, so totes check back. In the meanwhile, lets keep chugging along, y'all!
Plumble.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Spring Break toilets
So here is what I have concluded during my Spring Break.... I was in Home Depot today (and, I will grant you that me at a Home Depot is about as typical as this... but, hear me out!)
So as I was Home Depot-ing, I came across an aisle that struck me as quite... interesting. In this aisle of Home Depot there are toilets. Now, you would expect there to be toilets. I mean, after all, there's a full plumbing section of Home Depot so there should, naturally, be toilets. However, upon seeing a full aisle of porcelain, fully equipped, pimped out with god-light toilets I (poetically) almost peed myself. This place was absolutely hilarious to me.
I, then and there, decided that the toilet aisle is most definitely the place to go if you need a good laugh.
Let us observe....
All toilets in the aisle are white. Who decided toilets should be white anyway? Why not magenta? Okay, well... maybe not magenta but why not grey or a neutral tan? Or brown?! Didn't the original toilet-maker-man think to himself "Poop is brown. I should make something to cover up poop remnants. Brown toilets! DING!" No. This man, in his moment of genius, thought to himself "AH HA! I will make the toilet white. Pure, clean, snowy, milky white. Like a picket fence, or a cloud... or a golf ball."
Speaking of golf bowls... let us discuss my most fascinating finding. There was, in this aisle a very special toilet. A super-duper, top of the line, unparalleled, tripped out toilet. This toilet, as advertised by a ginormous sign above the shiny (white) bowl, is able to.... drum roll please!!!..... flush an ENTIRE bucket of GOLF BALLS.
Let me point out a few things.
Golf balls.
Who, in their right (or left) mind, is flushing GOLF BALLS?!?! Now, unless I missed this day in class, I do not make it a common practice to flush golf balls. Let's just go with this idea, though.
First - why golf balls? Why not marbles? or ping pong balls? or those pebble things you can buy in the craft department? Regardless... golf balls. Does this mean that Home Depot is equating my poop... to golf balls? I dunno about you (and we'll clearly have to consult the Poop Expert on this one) but my poop... looks nothing like a golf ball. Wasn't it Oprah that told me that my poop *shouldn't* look like a golf ball?? Is Home Depot promoting unsafe pooping? And anyway.... a full bucket?!? Let's clarify here - are we flushing the entire bucket at once or simply flushing one at a time and, upon flushing the last one in the bucket the toilet kindly remarks that it will "FLUSH NO MORE GOLF BALLS!" What exactly is the protocol to flushing a golf ball down the toilet? Is there a guidebook to this? And who, at the toilet making factory, was sitting around one day and thought "Let's flush a golf ball and see what happens!"
Anyway... now that I have explained to you my experience in the toilet aisle of Home Depot, I hope you will forever more appreciate your toilet for it's capabilities and encourage it that, somewhere out there, there is a toilet that it can look up to; one who has conquered more than any other toilet in the world; a hero, a role model... one who has flushed golf balls successfully.
And now... back to your regularly scheduled spring break.
So as I was Home Depot-ing, I came across an aisle that struck me as quite... interesting. In this aisle of Home Depot there are toilets. Now, you would expect there to be toilets. I mean, after all, there's a full plumbing section of Home Depot so there should, naturally, be toilets. However, upon seeing a full aisle of porcelain, fully equipped, pimped out with god-light toilets I (poetically) almost peed myself. This place was absolutely hilarious to me.
I, then and there, decided that the toilet aisle is most definitely the place to go if you need a good laugh.
Let us observe....
All toilets in the aisle are white. Who decided toilets should be white anyway? Why not magenta? Okay, well... maybe not magenta but why not grey or a neutral tan? Or brown?! Didn't the original toilet-maker-man think to himself "Poop is brown. I should make something to cover up poop remnants. Brown toilets! DING!" No. This man, in his moment of genius, thought to himself "AH HA! I will make the toilet white. Pure, clean, snowy, milky white. Like a picket fence, or a cloud... or a golf ball."
Speaking of golf bowls... let us discuss my most fascinating finding. There was, in this aisle a very special toilet. A super-duper, top of the line, unparalleled, tripped out toilet. This toilet, as advertised by a ginormous sign above the shiny (white) bowl, is able to.... drum roll please!!!..... flush an ENTIRE bucket of GOLF BALLS.
Let me point out a few things.
Golf balls.
Who, in their right (or left) mind, is flushing GOLF BALLS?!?! Now, unless I missed this day in class, I do not make it a common practice to flush golf balls. Let's just go with this idea, though.
First - why golf balls? Why not marbles? or ping pong balls? or those pebble things you can buy in the craft department? Regardless... golf balls. Does this mean that Home Depot is equating my poop... to golf balls? I dunno about you (and we'll clearly have to consult the Poop Expert on this one) but my poop... looks nothing like a golf ball. Wasn't it Oprah that told me that my poop *shouldn't* look like a golf ball?? Is Home Depot promoting unsafe pooping? And anyway.... a full bucket?!? Let's clarify here - are we flushing the entire bucket at once or simply flushing one at a time and, upon flushing the last one in the bucket the toilet kindly remarks that it will "FLUSH NO MORE GOLF BALLS!" What exactly is the protocol to flushing a golf ball down the toilet? Is there a guidebook to this? And who, at the toilet making factory, was sitting around one day and thought "Let's flush a golf ball and see what happens!"
Anyway... now that I have explained to you my experience in the toilet aisle of Home Depot, I hope you will forever more appreciate your toilet for it's capabilities and encourage it that, somewhere out there, there is a toilet that it can look up to; one who has conquered more than any other toilet in the world; a hero, a role model... one who has flushed golf balls successfully.
And now... back to your regularly scheduled spring break.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Great, big stuff on the way!
So who's gonna kill bitches? Peejo is!
But there is light at the end of this tunnel! In my procrastination from homework until approx. 3 AM tonight, I've figured out how to get high quality videos on youtube! Well, actually, I'm by-passing their high-quality thingy, and just skipping straight to High Definition. Eat that. So what should the video blog be expecting? A couple re-posts, but mostly a very bright future.
And why is this blog-worthy? Because I want to remember exactly *why* felt the need to purposefully pull an all-nighter for no apparent reason. Let us document this eccentric sentiment.
Totes.
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Five things:
Homework (oddly), common sense, track jackets, wind, bottled water
But there is light at the end of this tunnel! In my procrastination from homework until approx. 3 AM tonight, I've figured out how to get high quality videos on youtube! Well, actually, I'm by-passing their high-quality thingy, and just skipping straight to High Definition. Eat that. So what should the video blog be expecting? A couple re-posts, but mostly a very bright future.
And why is this blog-worthy? Because I want to remember exactly *why* felt the need to purposefully pull an all-nighter for no apparent reason. Let us document this eccentric sentiment.
Totes.
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Five things:
Homework (oddly), common sense, track jackets, wind, bottled water
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Our Vaginas are Angry!! Or something...
Sure, we couldn't commission Eve Ensler to come down and present her show, but this year, the Women's Center put on their amazing production of The Vagina Monologues (or VagMons as it is usually labeled). All our girls were in it, and they were fantastic. Here's a little video montage of all the best bits!
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